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We Don't Need You
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We Don't Need You

Please do not volunteer to help the association or serve on any committees. Here's why:

 
  • It's a giant, scary responsibility.
  • Your neighbors will blame you for everything.
  • All your free time will disappear, and you'll become enslaved to the association.
  • You'll have to work with bombasts, dictators, figureheads, and puppets.
  • You'll never have any fun ever again.

Besides . . . there's no real reason to get involved; the community is in fine shape-we don't need you. NOT!

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